So, I’m unemployed. I think we’ve established that earlier already. Well, I had to call the Arbeitsamt (job agency) again today because I would like to spend the holidays with my family. That’s nothing unusual, but when you’re unemployed, the Arbeitsamt basically owns you. You are at their beck and call – which, admittedly, is rather normal since they are the people providing you with money while you’re jobless. One could say that they are your employer until you find a company you can work for in exchange for your salary.
Now, as an unemployed person, you are supposed to be ready to jump to a job whenever they have one for you. In fancy speak, that means “being available to the job market”. Therefore, you have to tell them when you are sick or want to take a vacation because during that time you are not available to the job market. That makes sense, of course, though “vacation” is rather a euphemism. When I had my first meeting with a counsellor, they told me that I had the right to take 15 days of vacation which sounded ok. After all, it’s not as if you should go on a four-week trip to the Carribean while you’re unemployed and tax payers are supporting you. I learned a few weeks ago from my friend who is also jobless that in fact it’s 21 days per year and not just 15. So far so good. It wasn’t the first time we received different kinds of information, after all.
Imagine my surprise when I called, told the nice lady (no sarcasm!) in the call center that I wanted to take the 23rd to the 27th off, but that surely, only the 23rd and 24th were counting and she told me that no, all five days are discounted from my total. Having only taken a few days for my sister’s wedding in October, that wasn’t a problem, but still. The 25th is a public holiday and so is the 26th in addition to being a Saturday and the 27th is – of course – a Sunday. For me, these three days were non work days, but she told me that they’re paying the unemployment benefits for these days as well, so they are discounted. Oh and in January, I’ll have 21 days again to use as vacation.
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Yes, that was my reaction after putting down the phone. On the one hand, I was thinking “Great, why did noone tell me that during my first meeting? Or why don’t they hand out a piece of paper with the basic facts stated in an easily understandable manner (you know, the same idea I already mentioned here)?” While on the other hand, I was realising that even my weekends and public holidays don’t belong to me but to the Arbeitsamt and that therefore, the weekend I spent at a friend’s home in Düsseldorf three weeks ago should have been declared as vacation.
Seriously, what’s so difficult at compiling some basic “You’re unemployed – now what?” leaflet? And I am not talking about the one they gave me. That’s written in the language of bureaucrats and hardly usable.
Maybe I should talk to the Arbeitsamt about them giving me a job as process and customer communications manager. They would need my help.






